How does everyone find me so handsome? I'm an average looking guy. Typical, maybe. Bald to some degree. Yet women find me strikingly attractive. How do I do it.
It's easy. I have a full head of hair. I can hit a baseball a mile. I can swing a tennis racket like a pro. I can throw a strike in every frame. Why?
God gave me the power. He looked down from the heavens and said, "Shay would have this uncommon ability to do everything almost perfectly. This ability will make him stand out. Because of this, he will literally look better to people."
Combine that with braces at the right age, the right haircut, and expensive clothes, and I have twisted the aether to make my appearance perfect to women. Every woman who sees me thinks I am devastatingly attractive. I have never ever had trouble getting laid. Now, your next question is what do I look like to men.
I am the scariest man on Earth. I am in the top one percent for height. I am 300 pounds of pure muscle. I can destroy any man in any fight. How? God made me this way.
God gave me the ability to twist any situation to my benefit. He gave me the ability to take anything and change it into something else.
It's easy. I have a full head of hair. I can hit a baseball a mile. I can swing a tennis racket like a pro. I can throw a strike in every frame. Why?
God gave me the power. He looked down from the heavens and said, "Shay would have this uncommon ability to do everything almost perfectly. This ability will make him stand out. Because of this, he will literally look better to people."
Combine that with braces at the right age, the right haircut, and expensive clothes, and I have twisted the aether to make my appearance perfect to women. Every woman who sees me thinks I am devastatingly attractive. I have never ever had trouble getting laid. Now, your next question is what do I look like to men.
I am the scariest man on Earth. I am in the top one percent for height. I am 300 pounds of pure muscle. I can destroy any man in any fight. How? God made me this way.
God gave me the ability to twist any situation to my benefit. He gave me the ability to take anything and change it into something else.