If A Parasitic Zombie Slave Were To Bust Through My Front Door

He would have a big issue, pretty quick too.

I have a friend who is literally a ninja, and one time we tried to guess how long someone busting through either of our front doors would actually remain breathing.  He guessed ten seconds.  I guessed four.  He asked me why four.  I told him.

It's because I sit five seconds from the front door.